oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via mrgammakay)

murdercityboulevard:

catsfurever:

can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

(via fromthegulch)

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

(Source: beyoncevoters, via nottreason)

4egis:

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4egis:

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juliettebrioche:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

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rita-monica:

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rita-monica:

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commanderalexander:

after finding out that he:
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is the same age as him:
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I no longer feel like I look younger than I actually am

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